Get ready for a healthy dose of self-pity.

1. The left shift key on my keyboard is sticking. Really badly.
2. I just got demoted from executive to coordinator for my Chicago work trip.
3. In Chicago, I have to stay in a crappy apartment with a roommate I’ve never met.
4. My cat died.
5. I’m craving cookie dough, but I’m supposed to be on a diet.
6. I can’t motivate myself to exercise.
7. Everyone at work thinks I have allergies because I am constantly crying.
8. I’m not qualified for any job that pays more than $10 an hour.
9. I don’t fit into any of my clothes. My flight on Sunday leaves at 6am.
10. It’s a sunny day and I just feel like crawling into bed. Read the rest of this entry »