It’s terribly disenchanting to have to admit this, but I can’t write. It’s not a physical incapability. I mean, I have fingers to hold a pencil or peck away at a keyboard. I have a brain that thinks up lots of things I’d like to write about. In fact, that’s how I spend most of my daydreaming time — imagining all the topics I’d like to write about, all the subjects on which I’d be terribly qualified to educate the masses, all the twisted plots I’d like to see played out by Johnny Depp on the big screen. But for some reason, when I sit down to write, facing the blank screen or the empty page, unless I have a deadline and someone depending on me to write, all those wonderful thoughts and ideas start running in circles and leaping out of my ears onto the cold, hard pavement below. And I’m left with a mind that’s as blank as the screen.
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